Golf Anyone?

So my buddy Stogie 1 and I hit that driving range yesterday. Generally not much of a story, unless you saw me in my shorts and tennis shoes. Now that is hot! Seriously, if you don't believe me check out my video below. Be careful though, my wife gets very jealous. Anyway, the real story here is with this huge, half golf ball in the middle of the range.

Yeah, that one.
Well, it may not translate as well on the blog, but I have been to this range many times and a goal of every avid golfer, like myself, is to hit your ball in the big golf ball. Mind you this was more difficult before the hurricanes blew half of the ball away. Still, many times I have gone to the range and many many times tried and failed to hit anything in the big golf ball.

Until yesterday. Stogie told me that the last time he was there he made it in. I doubted him, so we began to try and hit our golf balls in there. A few minutes into trying, Stogie gets a hold of one and seconds later we hear the thud of victory as his ball lands in the target. Several minutes later, the unthinkable, unimaginable. . . I missed again. Oh and then I MADE IT! That's right, I'll be signing autographs later, but I made it in the big golf ball. How do like them apples? Well, Stogie liked them a lot and made it again. Twice in one bucket of balls, he found pay-dirt, plastic actually. Try as I might, I only made the one. That is quite remarkable either way if you ask me. If you don't think so, just check our swings. Stogies is nice:

mine not so much:

I love golf! . . . and my anger management classes. No golf clubs were hurt during this recording!